Happy Veterans Day!

WHAT’S PLAYING: Persia White “Choices”

To all veterans—past, present, and future—thank you for your service.

 

veterans-day

 

Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

NaNoWriMo Zone

WHAT’S PLAYING: Lady GagaSo Happy I Could Die

NaNoWriMo is here. Can’t blog now. Too busy writing.

in the zone

Talk soon.

Random Bit of Beauty – Fall in New England

WHAT’S PLAYING: Robbie Robertson & The Red Road Ensemble “The Vanishing Breed”

I emerged from my writing cave after two weeks to find this view waiting for me:

Fall

I seriously need to get out more.

Columbus Day – Celebrating 520 Years of Getting Lost

WHAT’S PLAYING: Ray LaMontagne “Let it be Me”

In honor of Columbus Day, I decided to lose myself in writing for a bit. 

columbus day_lost 

See you in two weeks!

Power Trip

WHAT’S PLAYING: The Pierces “Lights On”

Lately, I’ve been frustrated with society in general, and our government in particular, so I decided to tap into my internal Evil Overlord and come up with ways to make things better.  

When I Come to Power:

1. People who take up two parking spaces shall have their cars crushed and melted.

car-crusher-2a

If you’re that worried about other people accidentally scratching or dinging your car, then invest in a bicycle or walk. An expensive car does not give you the right to be a dick. 

2. People who talk or text during movies shall be forced to watch artsy, foreign films that have no plot, minimal dialogue and lots of weird images without subtitles for six hours. Once again, having a cell phone and people who are willing to communicate with you doesn’t give you the right to fuck with my movie-going experience.

3. Telemarketers shall only be allowed to call people between the hours of 3:00PM and 3:02PM. This also goes for politicians, charities, survey polls, etc., anyone looking for money or time.

angry_phone

Companies that violate this rule shall be fined $100,000, and their CEO’s beat with a bag of oranges.

4. Stores that play Christmas music before December 1 shall be forced to shut down for the entire Holiday season and give out free candy, teddy bears and wish-granting unicorns.

5. Last, but not least, those who don’t do their jobs, shall not get fucking paid.  

angry american indian

Seriously, Congress, enough is enough. Strap on a set and do the right thing.

You’re welcome.